Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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