Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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