The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
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