i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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