It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
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his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
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I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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