thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
