i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
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I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
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You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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