i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
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I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
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I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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