let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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