i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I'm eating all of the evidence.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
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He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
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If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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