Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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