dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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