I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
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Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
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I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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