I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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