like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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