we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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