The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
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