After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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