Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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