dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
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