Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
