What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
its not stalking. its research.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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