i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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