i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
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