she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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