that's an acceptable place to lick
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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