oh god the rape fog is back!
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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