Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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