the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
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i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
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it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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