I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
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I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
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Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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