There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
There was a lot of him and a little penis
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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