what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
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Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
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I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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