It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
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lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
i came on her dog
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
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For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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