Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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