i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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