I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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