She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
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