I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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