"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
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honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
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time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
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I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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