he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Holy shit dude........stairs
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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