S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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