we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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