happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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