Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
kristin has been a bad kristin
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
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Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
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I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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