I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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