The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
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You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
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Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
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