why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Randomize
