i just sent this text using only my big toe
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
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czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
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I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
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