he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
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Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
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I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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