My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
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apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
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I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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