my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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