also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
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