how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
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No you dumbass thats not right
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
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the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
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Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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