I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
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I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
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Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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